I say this without conceit: unless you’re a professional cupcake tester, you should probably be jealous of my job. There are many fantastic, extraordinary things about doing what I do on a daily basis (and then there are the days where I’m attached to the laptop so long that my butt falls asleep).
One of the best things about my mode d’emploi is that I get to discover new, revolutionary trends and products before the masses know they exist. Then I proceed to spread its gospel, and ultimately, I feel I’ve affected the world somehow (although what great advancements come from mermaid hair, I don’t honestly know).
Who doesn’t want whiter teeth? I sure did — but I didn’t have the money or time to go get it done at the dentist, and all the white strips and home kits I’d ever tried have been, well, less than impressive.
Congratulations, we’ve all reached a new low: we’ve been outstyled by a toothbrush. Let that sink in for a minute. This toothbrush is prettier, more stylish, and maybe smarter and funnier than you. Seriously, don’t even leave it alone with your boyfriend.
Like most people, I’d like to have whiter teeth, and I’m willing to go to some extreme lengths to get them. I tried out Rembrandt’s 2-Hour Whitening Kit this weekend to brighten my smile at home. The kit includes 8 ampoules of whitening gel for 4 applications to upper and lower teeth. Here’s how it’s done:
Spread the whitening gel onto the molds,preferably closest to where the front of your teeth will be.
Put the molds on your teeth and wait 20 minutes.
After twenty minutes, run to the sink and rinse your mouth out. Rinse the molds of any leftover whitening gunk.
Wait ten minutes while your poor gums calm down. Go stare in the mirror every 30 seconds to see if your teeth look whiter yet.