I say this without conceit: unless you’re a professional cupcake tester, you should probably be jealous of my job. There are many fantastic, extraordinary things about doing what I do on a daily basis (and then there are the days where I’m attached to the laptop so long that my butt falls asleep).
One of the best things about my mode d’emploi is that I get to discover new, revolutionary trends and products before the masses know they exist. Then I proceed to spread its gospel, and ultimately, I feel I’ve affected the world somehow (although what great advancements come from mermaid hair, I don’t honestly know).
Who doesn’t want whiter teeth? I sure did — but I didn’t have the money or time to go get it done at the dentist, and all the white strips and home kits I’d ever tried have been, well, less than impressive.
Congratulations, we’ve all reached a new low: we’ve been outstyled by a toothbrush. Let that sink in for a minute. This toothbrush is prettier, more stylish, and maybe smarter and funnier than you. Seriously, don’t even leave it alone with your boyfriend.