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Amy Schumer’s “Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup” is EVERYTHING.

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You are beautiful, in every single way… but you don’t know you’re beautiful, and that’s what makes you beautiful. You’re amazing just the way you are, and you don’t have to try try try try so hard, you don’t have to give it all away. You don’t have to change a single thing. Take your makeup off. Let your hair down. Look into the mirror at yourself. Don’t you like you? ‘Cause I like you.

If you’re inspired by these pop pick-me-ups and want a guy who thinks you’re pretty without any makeup on, then hey you – it’s your turn to see the beauty in yourself:

Amy Schumer gives the whole faux pop self-acceptance movement a swift kick in the cojones with “Girl You Don’t Need Makeup”, and it’s basically the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Women will all relate, especially because it hits on some very familiar makeup experiences.

I’m no beauty queen – I’m just beautiful me. But they don’t like my jeans and they don’t get my hair. Pretty pretty please, don’t you ever feel like you’re less than perfect. ‘Cause I don’t want another pretty face – I just want you and your beautiful soul.

(Complete list of artists I sarcastically ripped off above:

  • Christina Aguilera,
  • One Direction,
  • Bruno Mars,
  • Colby Caillat,
  • Katy Perry,
  • Selena Gomez,
  • Miranda Cosgrove,
  • P!nk,
  • Jesse McCartney)

3 thoughts on “Amy Schumer’s “Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup” is EVERYTHING.

  1. haha that is priceless.

    did you see “milk milk lemonade”? Kind of the same idea with everybody and the “butt” trend.

    I cant wait for trainwreck now.

  2. having the main full screen and the clone mniimized can help to minimize latency and improve general performance?at the end, when all is seted up, you dont need very much the clone’s screens. just asking

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