Yesterday, we remembered Miley’s VMA past and wondered what 2015 would hold. Now we know.

First there was whatever this is on the red carpet:

Obviously since Miley’s hosting, she’s paying a little homage to the Moon Man himself in this set of silver suspenders and a bejeweled skirt (made of only jewels, because actual fabric covered genitalia is so last year) by Atelier Versace, accented with a pair of space-stripper knee-high boots.

Beauty: a super-long set of blonde dread extensions worn in a high ponytail, a bright-blue smoky eye and a red lip. Spoiler: the Saved By the Bell-meets-Bob Marley high ponydreads will be her choice for hair looks this evening. (Can you say “Pony Dreadful”?!)

It only gets weirder (and arguably worse) from there – here are all of her outfit choices throughout the evening: Continue reading Miley’s 2015 MTV VMAs Fashion + Beauty Rundown →