We’ve been together for such a long time, and through the years, I’ve been completely loyal to you. I’ve turned away countless other flat irons… but now, I’m sorry to tell you: I’ve found someone new. His name is Corioliss Classic Pro.
Please try to understand my reasons, CHI. Cory dresses much better than you do (pink is the new black, you know), and frankly, he weighs less. (This may not be the time to bring it up, but have you considered going on a diet?)
He’s just as hot as you are, but unlike you, he’s never burned me. He’s doing great at his job, and I think we have a real future together.
Don’t think of this as goodbye, CHI… we’ll always be friends, and you’ll be right there, in the bathroom drawer.
(Well… maybe the guest bathroom drawer.)
P.S.: I’m taking the Silk Infusion.
26 thoughts on “Corioliss Pink Flat Iron Review – Or, A “Dear CHI” Letter”
Love it!! 🙂 Brilliant to write it as a Dear X letter.
Looks like fun – I have pretty short/straight-ish hair but would totally look into it if I had longer hair. Love the pink, too.
I’ve been looking for a new straightener! Thanks for sharing 🙂
It’s too bad I didn’t have that one when I used to straighten my hair. Now I just leave it natural, because it’s less work.
Haha, the Samantha meme cracked me up. I want to try this if it made you write such a letter to your Chi. I’ve had my Chi for 11 years and I love it, but if you found something better… well,….
That pink flat iron is AMAZING! <3 I'm a hairstylist so I'd love to have that one!
I love the color of it 🙂
I looove pink! I just barely got a chi and I can’t imagine departing from it! Let us know how this works out!
Awesome! Let us know how it works!
This pink flat iron is awesome! I would love to have this!
Haha this is brilliant! Such a good way to word a review! Anything pink is fab in my books. These are gorgeous!
HAHA the Samantha meme is diamonds!
Loving the pink colour of the irons, cute!
Oh wow, I love this post. A new (at least for me) spin on writing
This is hilarious! I don’t straighten my hair often but when I do I still love my Sedu.
I need a flatiron and I love pink. This looks perfect.
I almost spit my coffee out when I saw Samantha. This was hilarious!
I will have to look into this, but I am in LOVE with my Chi. It’s perfect so far!
haha this made me chuckle! I love CHI too and have been super loyal to CHI, but CHI may be getting sent to the curb for Cory!! I’m super interested! Lol 😉
Haha! I’ve never tried a Corioliss, I have a Nume straightener and I love it. I doooo love Silk Infusion though, it makes my hair feel amazing.
That is such a cute flat iron! I must admit I have never used one. My hair is just desperately straight, even hairdressers can’t get it curly. I tried perm back in Junior High and even that didn’t stick. So no need for straigtening.
Hahaha….I love this post! Looks like a great product.
Haha, this is perfect! I don’t usually straighten my hair but sometimes I deal with those annoying little kinks, I might have to try this out!
Lol!! Too funny — I love the Samantha graphic and letter style. Very clever!
hahaha, this was the best letter to your straightener ever! I REALLY suck at straightening my hair, but maintain it’s because I am lazy and haven’t found the right straightener
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve burned myself with my Chi…
Wait. Maybe I should sue them.
I personally love my Karmin flat iron!